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The 2006 GoGoPlanet Olympics Summer Leg will be held on the weekend of September
30th and October 1st and it will feature some fresh new faces.
Team Bud, a softball team from the late 1990s featuring Mike Gough and several of his
moronic friends are going to re-unite and represent Lela Lane for the Softball event this
year. Lela Lane will play Forest Hills and the winner of that game plays defending
champs Ridge Heights for the gold. If Ridge Heights should lose then they will play the
losers from the first game in a 5 inning silver medal match.
"You can smoke on first base right?" said Gerald Redden of Lela/Team Bud whose last
athletic adventure was running with an air conditioner he stole from an abandoned
house. "If I can't smoke or drink in the field then I am not playing. Just ask the company
that I work for, I have no problem sitting at home."
"Can I bring my girlfriend, you know the one I have been dating for two weeks and that I
am in love with and I think she is the one I will marry," said a spitting every three words
Thomas Juan Worley II from his ranch style casa in Fairmount City.
After Softball it is off to Ridge Heights where the Olympians will compete in 8 more
events. First event is Shot Put where Derrick Baier will look to make it three years in a
row winning the gold medal.
"I will defeat the almighty pussy Derrick, he is a pussy, and win the tug of war and break
any time records held within the GoGo Olympic Park. Titus will serve the republic and
treat all spectators with unlimited wine," said Mike Correale after an intense night with his
two best friends, a bottle of rum and his right hand.
"I will put the shot put in my nose and sneeze and set a new world record," said Andy
Graves, Danny Alvarez, and/or Neal Gough.
Shot Put is then followed by Rock, Paper, Scissors, Tug of War, Potato Sack Racing,
Heads or Tails and then a brand new event called GoGo Relay.
GoGo Relay will feature teams of 4 to 5 competing in a very unusual and drunken relay
race (more details to come).
This years Olympics will once again feature Fantasy Football where Olympians try to pick
the best NFL players from the Week 4 football games. Turbo Cups will end things for
Saturday night.
On Sunday there will be a basketball tournament by request of Scott Carril, 2005
Olympian of the Year. The 2006 Olympian of the Year will be announced Monday Night
during the Green Bay Packers/Philadelphia Eagles football game.
30th and October 1st and it will feature some fresh new faces.
Team Bud, a softball team from the late 1990s featuring Mike Gough and several of his
moronic friends are going to re-unite and represent Lela Lane for the Softball event this
year. Lela Lane will play Forest Hills and the winner of that game plays defending
champs Ridge Heights for the gold. If Ridge Heights should lose then they will play the
losers from the first game in a 5 inning silver medal match.
"You can smoke on first base right?" said Gerald Redden of Lela/Team Bud whose last
athletic adventure was running with an air conditioner he stole from an abandoned
house. "If I can't smoke or drink in the field then I am not playing. Just ask the company
that I work for, I have no problem sitting at home."
"Can I bring my girlfriend, you know the one I have been dating for two weeks and that I
am in love with and I think she is the one I will marry," said a spitting every three words
Thomas Juan Worley II from his ranch style casa in Fairmount City.
After Softball it is off to Ridge Heights where the Olympians will compete in 8 more
events. First event is Shot Put where Derrick Baier will look to make it three years in a
row winning the gold medal.
"I will defeat the almighty pussy Derrick, he is a pussy, and win the tug of war and break
any time records held within the GoGo Olympic Park. Titus will serve the republic and
treat all spectators with unlimited wine," said Mike Correale after an intense night with his
two best friends, a bottle of rum and his right hand.
"I will put the shot put in my nose and sneeze and set a new world record," said Andy
Graves, Danny Alvarez, and/or Neal Gough.
Shot Put is then followed by Rock, Paper, Scissors, Tug of War, Potato Sack Racing,
Heads or Tails and then a brand new event called GoGo Relay.
GoGo Relay will feature teams of 4 to 5 competing in a very unusual and drunken relay
race (more details to come).
This years Olympics will once again feature Fantasy Football where Olympians try to pick
the best NFL players from the Week 4 football games. Turbo Cups will end things for
Saturday night.
On Sunday there will be a basketball tournament by request of Scott Carril, 2005
Olympian of the Year. The 2006 Olympian of the Year will be announced Monday Night
during the Green Bay Packers/Philadelphia Eagles football game.
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