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| Forest Hills Finally Snags a Main Event Victory at the GGPO |
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by Neal Gough
“Who Knew? Show up an hour early three years in a row and get your ass kicked, refuse
to show up an hour early one year and land your first victory” said team captain Neal
Gough. “We have been going about it wrong the whole time”.
He is referring to Forest Hills first ever main event victory secured by way of a forfeit from
Chicago’s Team Bud. “What’s new a team from Chicago peters out and quits, it must be
in the water.” Team Cubs, I mean Bud’s forfeit comes after the scheduled game time
interfered with Gerald Redden’s daily menstruation exercises. Apparently the rest of the
members of the reunion were hitching a ride with the no license carrying and uninsured
Mr. Redden and are now also unable to attend. Team captain Michael James (the family
of the before mentioned has asked that we keep his last name anonymous due to the
shame he has brought upon it) is now reportedly trying to reach upper management at
Forest Hills about an off-season signing.
When reached for comment Neal had this to say, “We are currently in talks with several
other players, but if things fall through with Wyatt Vineyard, Gizmo, and Christopher
Reeves we might let him be bat boy. Provided he issue a formal apology for his shit
talking regarding Forest Hills, his own large vagina as well his affiliation with Gerald
Redden’s large vagina, and he will be required to wear the new Lela United / Team Bud
official jersey (located below). Thank you and have a nice day."
Some interesting news about Mike Gough was brought to GoGoPlanet Olympic founders
Justin and Neal Gough's attention over the weekend. The following is the exact
conversation held at Forest Hills, the training ground for the Bombers. This is sadly a
true story.
Neal Gough: (addressing mother) "I have the biggest dick out of all your sons"
Joanne Gough (mother of Mike, Justin, and Neal Gough): "Neal shut up"
Justin Gough: "Hey mom, rank your sons in order of penis size"
Joanne Gough: "No, but I do remember when Mike was little he said 'Mom, why is
Justin's weiner so much bigger than mine'"
Laughter then followed and Justin told mother Joanne that this was going on gogoplanet.
com. She said "Don't, I am already in enough trouble in Chicago"
She begged for us not to put this on the website, but we did. Justin then explained to his
mom what is known as "GoGo Girth". Forest Hills captain, Neal Gough, had this to say.
"Well, I guess we know what position Mike will be playing, he will be the starting
shortstop."
“Who Knew? Show up an hour early three years in a row and get your ass kicked, refuse
to show up an hour early one year and land your first victory” said team captain Neal
Gough. “We have been going about it wrong the whole time”.
He is referring to Forest Hills first ever main event victory secured by way of a forfeit from
Chicago’s Team Bud. “What’s new a team from Chicago peters out and quits, it must be
in the water.” Team Cubs, I mean Bud’s forfeit comes after the scheduled game time
interfered with Gerald Redden’s daily menstruation exercises. Apparently the rest of the
members of the reunion were hitching a ride with the no license carrying and uninsured
Mr. Redden and are now also unable to attend. Team captain Michael James (the family
of the before mentioned has asked that we keep his last name anonymous due to the
shame he has brought upon it) is now reportedly trying to reach upper management at
Forest Hills about an off-season signing.
When reached for comment Neal had this to say, “We are currently in talks with several
other players, but if things fall through with Wyatt Vineyard, Gizmo, and Christopher
Reeves we might let him be bat boy. Provided he issue a formal apology for his shit
talking regarding Forest Hills, his own large vagina as well his affiliation with Gerald
Redden’s large vagina, and he will be required to wear the new Lela United / Team Bud
official jersey (located below). Thank you and have a nice day."
Some interesting news about Mike Gough was brought to GoGoPlanet Olympic founders
Justin and Neal Gough's attention over the weekend. The following is the exact
conversation held at Forest Hills, the training ground for the Bombers. This is sadly a
true story.
Neal Gough: (addressing mother) "I have the biggest dick out of all your sons"
Joanne Gough (mother of Mike, Justin, and Neal Gough): "Neal shut up"
Justin Gough: "Hey mom, rank your sons in order of penis size"
Joanne Gough: "No, but I do remember when Mike was little he said 'Mom, why is
Justin's weiner so much bigger than mine'"
Laughter then followed and Justin told mother Joanne that this was going on gogoplanet.
com. She said "Don't, I am already in enough trouble in Chicago"
She begged for us not to put this on the website, but we did. Justin then explained to his
mom what is known as "GoGo Girth". Forest Hills captain, Neal Gough, had this to say.
"Well, I guess we know what position Mike will be playing, he will be the starting
shortstop."
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The Lela United/Team Bud jersey. Forest
Hills captain Neal Gough has said that free
agent Mike Gough will have to wear this shirt
during the softball game if he wants to play for
the Bombers. Click on pic to view entire
product line.
Hills captain Neal Gough has said that free
agent Mike Gough will have to wear this shirt
during the softball game if he wants to play for
the Bombers. Click on pic to view entire
product line.