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| Neumann Takes RPS Gold For Second Time in Three Years |
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Nathan Neumann, suffering from a bout of the flu and unable to make the earlier events,
sucked it up and took advantage of all the drunks and won Rock, Paper, Scissors gold.
He also won the 2004 RPS gold. Neumann used rock the whole time and won (man were
we drunk).
Dominick Divittorio took home silver. Afterwards, Mr. Divittorio received the largest
suspension in GGPO history. Dominick is banned from the Olympics for the next 32
years. He will be reinstated in the year 2038. He has 90 seconds to appeal.
Here is a list of Mr. Divittorio's infractions.
-Leaving the GoGo house and almost hitting a kid with his car
-Staring at people and asking dumb questions
-Flirting with a certain blonde for 55% of his Olympic stay
-Wearing the gayest shirt ever ("This is my party shirt")
-Fell into trash can repeatedly and also kicked/knocked over numerous beers
-Kept ripping silent but deadly farts and blaming it on his personal hygiene problem
-Took all cans from GoGo house to recycle so he could save up for a new 10 speed
-Looks like David Letterman
-Talked about cleaning Belleville when he should be talking about cleaning his vagina,
armpits, and/or four lane rectum
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Gold: Nathan Neumann
Silver: Dominick Divittorio
Bronze: Tom Terrell
sucked it up and took advantage of all the drunks and won Rock, Paper, Scissors gold.
He also won the 2004 RPS gold. Neumann used rock the whole time and won (man were
we drunk).
Dominick Divittorio took home silver. Afterwards, Mr. Divittorio received the largest
suspension in GGPO history. Dominick is banned from the Olympics for the next 32
years. He will be reinstated in the year 2038. He has 90 seconds to appeal.
Here is a list of Mr. Divittorio's infractions.
-Leaving the GoGo house and almost hitting a kid with his car
-Staring at people and asking dumb questions
-Flirting with a certain blonde for 55% of his Olympic stay
-Wearing the gayest shirt ever ("This is my party shirt")
-Fell into trash can repeatedly and also kicked/knocked over numerous beers
-Kept ripping silent but deadly farts and blaming it on his personal hygiene problem
-Took all cans from GoGo house to recycle so he could save up for a new 10 speed
-Looks like David Letterman
-Talked about cleaning Belleville when he should be talking about cleaning his vagina,
armpits, and/or four lane rectum
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Gold: Nathan Neumann
Silver: Dominick Divittorio
Bronze: Tom Terrell
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