Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running! for congress
Would you like a congressman that is not a smart man? What about one that says you dont have to stick your kids in the buttocks with vaccines?
Life is like a box of chocolates, but you dont have to guess what your congressman is going to be like. I will fight hard to prove Bush planned 9/11 and we never landed on the moon. All while drinking 15 Dr. Peppers.
While most other congressman monkey around, I will not because I dont believe in evolution, therefore having no monkey in me.
When the meetings start, I will mean business. If some evil do goer tries to sit by me, i'll tell them "seat taken"
When it comes time to vote, put a checkmark by Jared. H Lamm. Because my motto is "Stupid is as stupid does" |
